Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Confirmed: Flash for iPhone and iPod Touch!!!

It was announced today that Adobe was just this side of complete for a version of Flash, the online media player, for the iPhone/iPod Touch. Basically all they're waiting on now is the go-ahead from Apple.

Upon a direct question from the audience, Paul Betlem for the first time publicly confirmed that Adobe is actively developing a Flash Player for Apple's popular phone. He said (not direct quote) "My team is working on Flash on the iPhone, but it's a closed platform." He noted that Apple makes all the decisions, so in other words, the ball is in Apple's yard at this time. If Apple says yes, Adobe will have the player available in a very short time.

This is insanely good news for iPhone and iPod Touch owners. The portable browsing experience is about to get a whole lot brighter!

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Overdue Road Trip Update

Hello from the sunny West Coast!

My deepest apologies for not updating sooner. Suffice it to say that 90% of the wifi they advertise at various motels across the country is absolutely worthless.

Let's play some catch-up.

Day 3



Woke up early in Amarillo and hit the road right away. There were several Route 66 landmarks I wanted to take in before it got dark. The first of these was right down the road.



Just outside Amarillo, the Cadillac Ranch sits in the middle of a cornfield, barely visible from I-40. 10 old model Cadillacs a buried nose first and jut out of the ground at an angle reminiscent of the Great Pyramid. One of the staples of this national landmark is the encouragement of visitors to put their own graffiti on the cars. When you arrive, the stench of krylon is prevalent, and the cars are a proverbial rainbow of color as those who have come before have left their own personal mark. I kept searching for an extra can of spraypaint lying on the ground. I felt a "423" woud have looked rather night on one of them.





After spending a little time here, it was back on the road. My next destination was Adrian, TX, for lunch at the famed Midpoint Cafe.



The cafe's name comes from the fact that it is located "geomathematically central" to Chicago and Los Angeles.



The diner is quaint, and seems to serve more as a Route 66 gift shop more than anything else. The menu is what you'd expect to find: burgers, salads, milkshakes, and pies. The prices are ridiculous, however.


I paid $10 for this.

After lunch, I hit the road and decided to stay on 66 for a bit.


This lonely stretch of the Mother Road was particularly inviting.

Upon crossing into New Mexico, I came across one of the seemingly thousands of abandoned gas stations lining the highway.




I had just begun to approach the desert, and the feeling of being far from home suddenly began to hit. As I turned to get back to my car, this is what I saw.


This juxtaposition of the familiar with the foreign sent a rather surreal shock through my system. Here was my trusted vehicle which had previously transported me from Bryan Hill to Krystal to Point Park to Jacob Meyers Deli, sitting along a highway shoulder to the backdrop of the desert. I immediately felt an intense bond with that car at that moment. Maybe it was just the sun getting to me, but whatever.

About 100 miles later, I pulled over in Tucumcari, NM, to get a picture of another rather notable Route 66 landmark: The Blue Swallow Motel.



It's not much to look at now, I know, but photos I've seen of it at night are rather special. The entire sign is neon and glows quite bright. There are murals on the side paying homage to a couple familiar faces who had stayed at the motel at one time in the past.



As I plunged further and further into New Mexico, my surroundings continued to remind me just how far I was from the hills of Tennessee.





Arizona was no different.





I had originally intended to visit the Grand Canyon, but I didn't realize just how far off my route it was. It would have taken me an additional 7 hours to get there, so that was scrapped. Maybe another time.

The further west I traveled, the better these guys sounded.



And with that, it was California. I tried to get a picture of the state line, but there was a tractor trailer pulled over right in front of the sign. Thanks, pal.

When you first get to California via Arizona, you find yourself right at the first leg of the Mojave Desert. I thought I'd seen desert previously, but that was simply a foreshadowing. I-40 quickly became a tiny, insignificant thread of road overpowered by the desolate, rocky landscape that stretched for miles and miles and miles on either direction. Even with my air conditioner cranked to almost full blast, the heat was oppressive and beat down through the windshield. I wanted nothing more than to be out of there as fast as possible.

And after all of that, Los Angeles came within reach. I arrived in the City of Angels at 5:13PST (8:13 for you guys). The traffic was everything they've said it would be. Cars. Everywhere. Stopping for seemingly no reason whatsoever. You make do. You simply become the better driver and "get in where you fit in".

I've been here for just under 48 hours, now, and I still have some stories to share, but we'll save that for another time.

Just letting you all know I'm here, and I'm safe. I love you all and can't wait to hear from you.

Until next time.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Road Trip Map Update

Thanks for all who are keeping up with the trip. Here's an interactive map of the journey so far.


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Road Trip Update #1

Greetings, all. My apologies for not updating last night. The hotel where I stayed had some major issues with getting their customers online, and I, being too tired from driving for 13 hours, wasn't about to fool with it.

Anyways, let's get on with it.

Day 1

Got off to a later start than I'd hoped. I had planned to leave at 6am, but a Walmart trip was necessary, so I was off by 7.



Stopped in Monteagle to take in my last Tennessee sunrise for a while.



Drove to Nashville and met up with my dear friend Natalie where she gave me a tour of her (FREAKIN GORGEOUS) house and made me breakfast.









After a great time of catching-up, it was back on the road.




Having this in the car with me was a dream come true. I was never lost.

Drove straight from Nashville to Oklahoma City in a little over 10 hours. Was hoping for some photo opps, but I quickly discovered that everything between Memphis and OK City is absolutely worthless. It's nothing but potholes and flatland.


Welcome to the most boring state in the Union.


A moment of silence for the unfathomable number of bugs who gave their lives during this trip.

Got to OK City and CRASHED. I was so exhausted.

Day 2

Woke up this morning at 9 and packed everything back up. Found a Starbucks just down the road from my motel, and after a 4-shot Americano, it was back to I-40.



Made some really great time and got to Texas in about 2 1/2 hours.




You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? They ain't kidding. It kept going, and going, and going... Seriously. This picture doesn't do it justice. Land as far as the eye can see, and it spreads on both directions so you just feel like you're in the middle of nowhere.


The Texas sky: Big as the sea

I started feeling a bit sick to my stomach after eating some funky Chinese food last night, which meant I didn't feel like getting out of my car too much. This was too bad, as I finally had the chance to drive Route 66 for a bit and found the coolest little ghost town just outside Amarillo. They had an original Philips 66 station painted and cleaned up that would have made a tremendous photo, but, again, exiting the car was a no-go at this point. I'll do my best to make it up tomorrow.


However, I did make it a point to get a shot of this: The Leaning Water Tower of Groom, TX. It comes out of nowhere as you come over a little rise in the road, and there it is. Nothing else to see for miles. Well, except for "The Largest Cross in the Western Hemisphere", which is a joke because I've seen the exact same cross in two different places in southeast Tennessee. There's one on I-75 as you drive north to Knoxville and one just next to Abba's House in Hixson. The EXACT same cross. Do they freakin' mass-produce those things? They're 10 stories tall! Show me that warehouse!

Well, that's about it for now. Thanks for sticking it out this far, those of you that have. I love and miss you all. Stay tuned for more from me tomorrow night (hopefully). I'm going to try to see the Grand Canyon when I get to Flagstaff.

Until then, I'm going to hit the sack:

Friday, September 19, 2008

Bookmark this website.

With the current streaming video craze, many studios and third parties are jumping on board to offer free streams of your favorite movies and tv shows. One needs only to hop over to Hulu.com or a particular network's homepage to see what I mean, but there's one I've stumbled upon recently that seems to be flying under the radar: Snagfilms.com

Snag Films offers free, ad-supported streams of feature-length documentaries. Most you've never heard of (although some notables such as Super Size Me are there), but that's the beauty of it. One of the best parts of the site (and the reason behind the name) is the ability to "snag" any film you happen to enjoy by embedding a player on your blog, Myspace, etc, to share with your friends.

If you find yourself with nothing to do on a quiet Tuesday night, I recommend curling up in front of the monitor, firing up Snag Films, and enjoying one of these gems. Not sure where to start? Here are a couple of my personal favorites.

Paper Clips

In an effort to better educate their students on the horrors of the Holocaust, a middle school in Whitwell, TN (just down the road from me), collected 6 million paper clips, each representative of one of the victims. The film details the students as they meet with various survivors from around the globe and how the project impacted both them and their community forever.

Confessions of a Superhero

If you've ever visited LA and walked Hollywood Boulevard, you have no doubt encountered one of the many super hero street performers making their living having their pictures taken with tourists. This film details the lives of four of these individuals. Superman grew up an orphan and claims to be the son of actress Sandy Dennis. Wonder Woman grew up in Knoxville, TN, a cheerleader and homecoming queen, only to fly to LA on a whim and a prayer. The Hulk hopped a bus from North Carolina and dropped into LA in the heat of the Rodney King Riots, and Batman reveals a much darker and violent past and struggles to control his anger. It's a surprisingly moving story of their successes and setbacks as they each attempt to leave Tinsel Town with their own measure of fame.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Daily Youtube!

Oh, I have a doozy for you today, my lovelies.

In celebration of the upcoming 5th season of The Office, I give you: Every "That's What She Said" uttered to this day!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Daily Youtube! Movies Will Very Soon BLOW YOUR MIND.

3D animation company Image Metrics is seeking to expand the video game and film industries exponentially, and if the following video is any indication of what's waiting for us, I'm drooling.

The company uses a patented process known as "Markerless" image-mapping. Essentially it works like this: in the traditional motion-capture process, "marks" of some kind are placed on an actor's face, then the actor is filmed from various angles, allowing the computer to capture the movement of these markers and duplicate the image. Using Image Metrics tech, however, a pre-recorded video is simply mapped over to create one of the most photo-realistic images I've ever seen.

We've seen Image Metrics work before in various video games. They've previously worked on GTA IV and the Metal Gear franchise, but they're just beginning to get their feet wet in movies (see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix). Bear in mind the entire following video is entirely footage of this technology. There are no humans involved at all.



Suffice it to say we're in for a pretty thrilling ride.

Foo Fighters Take A Hiatus


Say it ain't so, Dave! Say it ain't so!

Foo frontman Dave Grohl has announced that the Foo Fighters will be going on a "long break".

"We've never really taken a long break, I think it's time," he said.

The former Nirvana drummer continued: "After doing Wembley [Stadium] we shouldn't come back there for 10 years because we've played to everybody."
Well that's just...dang. They were one of modern rock's last shining light. Here's hoping they come back full force and BLOW. OUR. MINDS.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Are You Ready To (Solid) Rock?

About two years too late to claim they're fresh off the success of Guitar Hero, Christian gaming company Digital Praise brings you Guitar Praise.

I wish this was just a nicely photoshopped joke, but I assure you, this product is quite real. Here's the interesting part: look at the tracklist. Family Force 5? Nevertheless? Hawk Nelson? These are groups who have transcended the typical "take something non-Christians have done and give it a Jesus fish" image, yet there they are. I wonder if they're even aware.

It's maddening how predictible the evangelical subculture has become.

Daily Youtube!

For those who missed last night's game between the Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles, you didn't just miss one of the greatest Monday Night Football games in the history of sports, you also missed "20 year old pop sensation" Kat Deluna (who?).

What follows is, quite possibly, one of the worst imaginable performances of the National Anthem ever uttered. I wasn't sure if she was commemorating our country or trying to seduce it.

Things To Do This Week

1. Leave my bank.

2. Open Bank of America account.

3. Change my oil.

4. Rotate my tires.

5. Buy food. (that's more of a "Things To Do Today", thing, but I suppose it still counts)

Exactly one week from today, I will be in Nashville, TN, officially involved in my cross-country trek. Seems I have everything squared away, so let's do this. I've added a link to a Picasa web album in the sidebar. No photos yet, but once I start on the road, you'll see what I see.

Until next time, here's a picture of disabled chihuahuas on cute little scooters from the Beverly Hills Chihuahua premier. (Celebitchy)



Monday, September 15, 2008

Daily Youtube!

Ninja Kitty

Twitter

Thanks to Tony for pointing me towards a solution to adding my Twitter feed to the sidebar. Not that the information you'd get from my tweets is worth much, but you have it, now, like it or not.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Follow My Road Trip!

I've embedded a Google Map on the right hand side of the blog. There, you can see everywhere I've been so far on my trip out west along with the occasional commentary. Clicking "View Larger Map" underneath puts things in a better perspective. Also, clicking on the blue pointers brings up a brief overview of a particular landmark I've written. Updates won't be in real time, but I'll do my best to update them every night of the trip.

Welcome

Welcome to Glenyrd's Innards! This is a place for all of my friends and family to keep up with what's going on in and around my life, whether it be casual musings of the world in general, the occasional pop culture commentary, or (as will mostly be the case) cool and interesting things I find on the Internets.

Thanks for stopping by.